Dear lady in the Cadillac behind me who keeps honking at me to make the right turn for heaven's sake even though making the right turn just because you want me to at this moment will put me in harm's way with the tow truck barrelling down the cross street and you can't see the tow truck coming since you're too busy turning the stations on your radio as you flip your Jennifer Grey (circa Dirty Dancing) haircut back and use your other hand to gesture at me who is keeping you stopped for 3 seconds longer than you would like to be and this is going to ruin your whole day because my stupid van won't turn and has now become the obstacle between you and your destination and a methaphor for everything else that has gone wrong in your life including that haircut and you think flipping me off is the obvious answer because you're pissed off and thought it would be kind to transfer your pissiness to me,
Bite me.
Love,
Jen
This is AWESOME!!! But you forgot one little word... "Bitch!"
Believe me, that's not the one that came to mind first. But it's as close as I could get it to PG. Sorry.
Posted by: Ryan Cohen | May 13, 2008 at 12:10 PM
Does blowing a kiss as one slams the gas pedal to swerve around you and then cut you off constitute a "Bitch" comeback?
Posted by: Jen | May 13, 2008 at 12:38 PM
What? You don't like my new haircut? :)
Posted by: Ash | May 13, 2008 at 02:17 PM